wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit