snapchatting:

*points at a boy* that one i want that one

reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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lanactrlaltdelrey:

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

lindsaylohoean:

If I come off as thirsty to you, it’s because I literally am the thirstiest person ever. I have this condition where I can never take in enough fluids so I’m constantly dehydrated and I have to drink every 15 minutes. What, you thought I was talking about something else?? SHOCKED. I AM SHOCKED. OFFENDED.

cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch